I know today was suppose to be Doomsday, why with the Apocalypse, Earth scattering Atomic Quake, Zombie Takeover, Vampires Invasion and a 3 Month to 7 Year battle between Heaven and Hell, but I wasn’t prepared for this… THE ATTACK OF THE AMISH!!!
On an early night in Brooklyn, I was at Broadway Junction, I seen a white dude passing out CDs. I’m thinking “SWEET! A white rapper to collab with or a singer to help me out with songs that I needed vocals to”, needless to say I yank the CD out of his hand and keep it moving in a rush to catch the train but I told him to stay strong and to keep pursuing your goals, he says Thank You. As I go up the escalator I glance back to see better remember him and then I noticed another guy passing out CDs along side him. Thinking to myself “Damn, I’m in luck, he’s part of a group. This day is better than I thought it would seeing how everyone suppose to be dead.”, I yet to realize what I’m heading into. As soon as my mind romanced the thought of going place to place to pass out my music I begin to notice something on my way to the top of the escalator, another person passing out CDs dressed in the same manner as the person I received my CD from prior. As I look at the two people I can’t help but think how productive this group is, not realizing that they’re over passing out something, then…, light bulb flashes! THEY’RE MORMONS!!! Only to find out they’re not Mormons but actual…. AMISH!!!
Yeah, Amish people pillaged Broadway Junction after the post apocalypse fail, possibly the day before, to recruit and convert people into Mormonhood. Passing out CD, booklets, singing songs and etc.
No one was hurt from this event… or by any other “event” during May 21st.
P.S. If you quit your job and/or spent all your money due to May 21st jitters… YOU’RE A LOSER!!!
Stay High Stay Fly